Quotes about Funny

“Passion and kindness are the most attractive qualities. Sense of humour is up there, but kindness becomes more important as you get older. You realise the funny, charming ones aren't always the best people.”

“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”

“He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.”

“It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”

“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

“California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.”

“Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.”

“It is funny now, but in the beginning of my career, some of the films failed at the box office, and filmmakers stopped casting me, saying I am bringing bad luck to their film.”

“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”

“You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.”

“I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he's my best friend.”

“Communism is like one big phone company.”

“Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny.”

“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”

“I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.”

“The idea of me being an icon or something is a very funny thing, just because of my own weird insecurities. But, yeah... probably because I toiled away being nothing for so long.”

“I try to become a singer. The guitar has always been abused with distortion units and funny sorts of effects, but when you don't do that and just let the genuine sound come through, there's a whole magic there.”

“What's great about having the live audience is you know immediately if you're funny or not. That always helped when we were doing 'Hannah Montana;' it teaches you if something worked or didn't.”

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”