Quotes about Funny

“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”

“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“I can resist everything except temptation.”

“When you're around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that's just naturally - if you want to do it - it's going to make you better.”

“I am very attracted to funny people - I'd go so far as to say I find it hard to trust unfunny people.”

“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

“He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.”

“You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.”

“To be or not to be. That's not really a question.”

“It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.”

“You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.”

“My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.”

“It's funny: sometimes with 'Spaced,' people would try and read too much into something I'd done, with the references meaning something more than they do.”

“Being funny is a very serious business.”

“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”

“Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.”

“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”

“I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.”

“My dad has blond hair, my grandmother has blue eyes. My daughter has blue eyes and blond hair. So it is pretty funny to me that I'm so heavily identified as an Asian person.”