Quotes about Funny

“As for our majority... one is enough.”

“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”

“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

“You're unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things.”

“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”

“I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.”

“The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.”

“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”

“I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”

“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.”

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'”

“Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.”

“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”

“It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.”

“I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.”