Quotes about Funny

“I would like to look funny on screen, doing comedy.”

“Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective.”

“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”

“When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.”

“It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.”

“My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.”

“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”

“You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”

“Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.”

“I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like, the most different grouping. So I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality.”

“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”

“They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.”

“The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.”

“But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.”

“Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.”

“It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.”

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

“What is important to me as an actor is that, even if I have to spread my arms, take my shirt off on a mountain top with my heroine in a chiffon sari, it still has to be me and my twist or my funny take on it.”

“I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.”

“A word to the wise is infuriating.”

“I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”