Quotes about Funny

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”

“You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.”

“We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.”

“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'”

“My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.”

“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

“I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.”

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.”

“When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”

“I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.”

“It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that.”

“The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.”

“When I first began to write fiction, I didn't think I was a comic writer; I thought I was a serious writer. I was surprised when the first novel I wrote was regarded as a funny novel.”

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

“When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.”

“I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.”

“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”