Quotes about Funny
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There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.
I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love watching funny videos of my favorite people - it really cheers me up.
Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?
Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
I'm always so impressed by people who can just stay super mellow and still be extremely funny.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
When you come to the Bay, we always had this slick talk. E-40 made it real famous. We make up words. We talk real funny. When you hang around a bunch of Bay cats, you're like, 'You guys are funny.' But that's our way.
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.
Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.
I was reading some books by Michel Houellebecq, and the first thing that comes to mind is that they're really funny, all the ways they describe the most depressing things.
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
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