Quotes about Funny

“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'”

“I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!”

“Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.”

“Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.”

“Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.”

“It's very difficult to be funny musically. I think I achieved It with 'The Pink Panther.'”

“My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.”

“I'm in the lane where I can make music but also have it be funny and still good at the same time.”

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.”

“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”

“The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.”

“There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.”

“As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.”

“So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.”

“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”

“I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.”