Quotes about Funny

“I have issues with food and weight and I can make that funny. The audience loves it. I have fun with it.”

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”

“O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.”

“Elvis used to have parties at his house - and I've told this story a million times - but they weren't really parties, because there was no chips or dip. Just Elvis and his boys watching TV, and him making funny comments, and everybody laughing at them. Is that a party? Not really. But that's Hollywood.”

“I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.”

“It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?”

“When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.”

“David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.”

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

“I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.”

“There are some funny people online.”

“After all is said and done, sit down.”

“There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”

“I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.”

“The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.”

“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

“You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.”

“If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?”

“It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing.”