Quotes about Funny

“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.”

“I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.”

“I was fired from an NBC sitcom called 'Friends With Benefits.' I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn't even want to audition, and kept thinking, 'This isn't funny at all.'”

“I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.”

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”

“You know what's funny to me? Attitude.”

“There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.”

“We have home videos that are really great tape on my parents being hysterical. So I think I always knew that my parents were funny, so I think that I always felt comfortable using comedy in my real life.”

“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”

“Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.”

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.”

“I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.”

“I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath.”

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot... but then it doesn't.”

“I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”

“How can a song all about struggling with the afterglow of fame thrust someone into fame? How can a lyric like, 'I'm just a singer who already blew his shot,' give a singer another shot? I don't know... but it's funny.”

“There's something outrageously funny about the bold-faced lying that's going on, in a general way. Just the blatant denial of facts, whether it's climate change or crowd sizes. Every day, there's another blatant lie. I think there's comedy in there somewhere.”

“All men are equal before fish.”