Quotes about Funny

“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”

“I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.”

“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”

“I reckon I'm actually one of the least funny in my family.”

“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”

“Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.”

“The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.”

“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”

“You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.”

“Let's have some new cliches.”

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

“Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.”

“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”

“You look at 'Survivor's Remorse.' Or 'Blackish.' Or Issa Rae's brilliant, funny 'Insecure,' which started out on YouTube but is now on HBO. And you see multifaceted representations of the African-American experience. It's insanely exciting.”

“One man is as good as another until he has written a book.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.”

“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”

“One man's folly is another man's wife.”

“As I get older, I just prefer to knit.”