Quotes about Funny

“Sometimes I can't believe I'm going to be 60. I always say there's no point moaning about getting older, when there's nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, 'Really? Me?'”

“The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.”

“Flea markets are fun because they are the ultimate treasure hunt. Be open to the fact that you never know what you'll find. The most beautiful, quirky, funny, scary pieces may not have an intrinsic value.”

“In my old age, it's kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go to sleep. And what I really like is to put on a Gene Autry film, because he sings really well. So he sings me to sleep.”

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

“Include me out.”

“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”

“I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.”

“I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.”

“Show Me The Funny' was not very successful ratings wise, but the right people saw me.”

“When I walked in on 'Drag Race' and saw Katya, I had no idea she was gonna be funny, because she was stunning. She had this perfect red lip, I remember looking into her eyes and being like, 'This is a woman!' Then she was really funny. She kind of presents normal, and it's a one-two punch with the comedy.”

“I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?”

“People keep saying that I'm lucky to be naturally funny, that I don't have to work at it. They are wrong. I work very hard.”

“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”

“Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.”

“An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.”

“Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!”

“I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.”

“It's funny, because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows?”

“One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.”

“It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.”