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“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“It's interesting to talk to young comedians. I love it because it makes me go, 'Oh, that's how I can be funny.'”

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”

“It's funny, but no matter how good an artist is, it's not until he stands on his own two feet and sticks to his guns that things are going to come together.”

“At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'”

“Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.”

“My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers.”

“Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics, and I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me.”

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”

“To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.”

“Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.”

“I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.”

“I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.”

“The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.”

“Too much agreement kills a chat.”

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

“If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.”

“I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”

“I never liked you, and I always will.”

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

“I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.”