Quotes about Funny

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”

“Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.”

“If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.”

“I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.”

“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”

“'Ted Lasso' is still funny and it still points fingers and holds truth to power. But it does it in a way that feels like it's a net gain rather than somebody losing out.”

“When I used to see Rick Moranis do something, to me that was immediately funny. Or George Carlin or Martin Lawrence.”

“I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.”

“I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin.”

“I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way.”

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”

“Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.”

“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”

“Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'm 100 percent Greek, but I look like I could be Indian or Middle Eastern or Hispanic. If it's ethnic, they'll try and put me in it.”

“Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.'”

“I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.”

“Laurel and Hardy are among my strongest influences, and I think they're perfect examples of two naive, kid-like characters that are still funny today. In fact, they're a lot like SpongeBob and Patrick, walking around in their own little world and causing a fine mess.”

“What's funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can't wait for someone to call me in a month or something, and say, 'Can you do these for my son's Bar Mitzvah?'”

“I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.”

“I've always liked older women. One sad thing about being my age is that there are no older women. I used to amuse my mother's friends even at five or six with witty turns of phrase. Somehow, I just knew how to be funny.”