Quotes about Funny

“I like marriage. The idea.”

“I have a funny relationship to the British working class movement... I'm in it, but not culturally of it... I was aware that I'd come from the periphery of this process. I was reluctant to go canvassing for the Labour party. I don't find it easy to say, straight, face to face with an English working class family: 'Are you going to vote for us?'”

“A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.”

“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”

“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”

“'Red Band Society' is inspiring, funny, and an uplifting story that makes you want to make the most of your life, love and live to the fullest, and that's a great message.”

“Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.”

“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”

“I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.”

“Gertrude's Secret' is highly entertaining. Some of the monologues are very funny, some very surprising and some painful.”

“Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.”

“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”

“It's funny how comedy is, you look at people like French and Saunders, when they started out they were very alternative. A lot of those alternative comedians have ended up being mainstream, they know that longevity is about being mainstream.”

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

“I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience.”

“Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.”

“I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.”

“It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to religious thing; it's not sort of church-based, but you end up with a serenity which you didn't have before, and I just simply enjoy it. It really does sound stupid, but I've got to tell you it's made my life.”