Quotes about Funny

“Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.”

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.'”

“It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.”

“Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.”

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

“I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.”

“If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.”

“What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.”

“One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”

“I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.”

“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.”

“You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.”

“It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it.”

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

“The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.”

“Rock Hudson. He was an absolute human being. Charming, funny, real.”

“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”