Quotes about Funny

“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.”

“I just liked making funny videos, content that people would enjoy. The likes and retweets - that was, like, a plus.”

“As for me, it is interesting to play a role that is not human; it is nice to be all powerful without fancy action scenes. But, it is not funny to play God, even on film. You don't speak much and just smile beatifically.”

“Justice Scalia and I served together on the D.C. Circuit. So his votes are not surprising to me. What I like about him is that he's very funny and very smart.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.”

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”

“I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.”

“Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.”

“It's funny; it's a real balancing act. In TV, everybody's talking about authenticity. In order to make 'Dirty Jobs' authentic, I really can't be overly informed. The minute I am, I become a host... It's a very tricky business paying a tribute to work, because TV is very bad at it.”

“I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.”

“It's funny, because when you tell people you've stopped drinking, there's an automatic reaction. People ask, 'Was it a lifestyle choice or were you waking up in a skip?'”

“He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.”

“In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.”

“There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.”

“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.”

“In 'The Sound of Music,' I was a von Trapp daughter in a white dress with a blue satin sash, and my line was, 'I'm Brigitta. I'm 12, and all I want is a good time.' I got a laugh. And I was so delighted, I laughed, too. Sadly, that's a problem I still have - onstage, I laugh hysterically at how funny I am.”

“I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.”

“I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.”

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”