Quotes about Funny

“It's funny, when guests come over to the house, they want to see my gold medal first and my U.S. Open trophy second.”

“I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.”

“Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it's not funny, they'll let you know.”

“It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.”

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.”

“As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.”

“It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.”

“We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.”

“Who included me among the ranks of the human race?”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.”

“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

“Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends.”

“If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.”

“What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.”

“You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.”

“One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.”

“I don't think I'm that funny.”