Quotes about Funny

“I never considered myself a funny person.”

“I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.”

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”

“Paul Taylor's 'Offenbach Overtures' has lots of zip and charm, and its pair of dueling soldiers in red, who end up starry-eyed about each other while their disgusted seconds take up the quarrel, is nonstop funny.”

“Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.”

“Our pious horror at the intolerant and repressive behaviour of Islamic State is bitterly funny, given that it is really not that different from the policies of our close ally, Saudi Arabia.”

“It's just funny to me how you think you know what life is going to look like and then it can just change so quickly.”

“Let's make some funny pictures.”

“I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.”

“Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subjective practice. That's sort of the funny thing about wine criticism or, for that matter, music criticism. At times, those are useful guides, but ultimately it's all about how you react to that music or wine.”

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

“The funny thing about directing is that you have your own opinions, but it's a collaboration. Directing is a group effort. Even though you might think something works, the smartest thing you can do as a director is try and weigh the opinions of the people around you.”

“Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that's not funny at all, the audience will let me know in two seconds. With the movie, I will have to wait nine months to know if I was that bad.”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

“I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.”

“I like to be funny. I can't stay all the time focused, disciplined, controlled. Behaviour like that is impossible. If the players are too nervous before a game, I have to relax them, calm them.”

“I just developed my act way back in the late '80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We're buddies, so I'd say stuff to make them laugh. So that was pretty much it.”

“Watching someone getting really angry can be very funny - if it doesn't affect you, you can laugh at it, and the sillier the thing he's angry about, the funnier it is.”

“There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.”