Quotes about Funny

“People think it's funny that I enjoy dreaming so much. I just use it as a form of entertainment. It's very private. I don't see my dreams as separate. I mean, half the time I'm wandering around dreaming anyway.”

“I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.”

“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.”

“It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.”

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”

“Every man has a sane spot somewhere.”

“People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.”

“If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.”

“When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.”

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

“An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.”

“Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?”

“Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.”

“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.”

“Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?”

“If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?”

“Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.”

“You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.”

“If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.”