Quotes about Funny

“Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.”

“I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.”

“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

“It's funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film 'Death Sentence,' and I got back with him again in 'Inside Llewyn Davis.'”

“The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in the world, because if he hadn't consistently said, 'Don't censor yourself, don't worry about me' - if he'd been anxious and worried about it - then it would never have gotten written.”

“You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person.”

“A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I just don't want to put that much effort into cooking.”

“The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.”

“My brother and I loved 'ThunderCats' and Robin Williams coming out of an egg in 'Mork & Mindy.' At the time, I thought it was funny, but looking back, it was a crazy concept!”

“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”

“It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.”

“I've got a bunch of books... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's a good guy.”

“The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I'd rather hide behind accents and funny walks.”

“When I was on 'Top Gear' they thought it was funny I used to have a Vauxhall Cavalier convertible.”

“In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.”

“Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.”

“I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.”

“My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.”

“But it's funny growing up, because everyone treats you - as twins growing up, everyone treats you like you're one person a lot of times, which can be frustrating. But then I think we embraced that when we were young.”

“I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.”