Quotes about Birthday

“I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.”

“The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.”

“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.”

“Does Martin Luther King really want his birthday commercialized?”

“I was given this beautiful coffee table book of Soviet architecture for my birthday. It has a lot of holiday camps, swimming pools, theatres, and buildings that were built for leisure activities. Incredible architecture in the most obscure places. It's a little bit sad, because a lot of it has been left to fall apart.”

“I once gave someone a self-help book for their birthday, called something like 'stop being such a lazy pig.' And you know what, they didn't even thank me!”

“My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“My grandma spelled my name wrong until she died. Like literally, birthday cards, mail, everything.”

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”

“It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'”

“My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.”

“I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators.”

“I count the weeks and days before my birthday.”

“On my fourth or fifth birthday, a guitar was given to me, and I made a new friend. A very loud friend.”

“I did not have a normal life. I'd be training when my sister would be at birthday parties and sleepovers. I finished high school by correspondence, basically working two full-time jobs. The last years were very, very tough. But I was willing to do that. It's all about sacrifice.”

“My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.”

“In fact, my mother got a 'Bigg Boss' themed cake on my 17th birthday because I was so obsessed with the show. I am one of those obsessed fans who ask everyone to keep quiet when the show comes on TV.”

“Having a Mary Poppins-themed birthday party when I was 5 - all my friends went in dresses, and I went as a chimney sweep. I was a real tomboy.”

“My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.”

“That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.”