Lee Trevino

“There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.”

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”

“I keep lot of my opinions to myself. My grandfather, who was a gravedigger, told me one day, 'Son, the next time you go by the cemetery, remember that a third of the people are in there because they got into other people's business.'”

“Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.”

“My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.”

“I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.”