Bill Bailey

“I met Amy Winehouse a few times and she was always funny, charming and self-deprecating - just a delight to be around.”

“We live in the age of entitlement, as opposed to enlightenment.”

“Somehow the Tories have deflected the righteous anger at the bankers who we bailed out. The Tories manage to take that outrage and direct it at benefit claimants. It's genius. Evil genius.”

“I think happiness really happens when you least expect it: it's when you're not really thinking about it, when you're not trying to achieve it, when you're not trying to get the perfect holiday, the perfect life, the perfect body, the perfect existence.”