Mae West

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”

“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”

“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”

“Look your best - who said love is blind?”

“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”

“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”

“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

“To err is human, but it feels divine.”

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

“A hard man is good to find.”

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”