Larry David

“Golf and dating don't mix.”

“There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”

“When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.”

“Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.”

“The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.”

“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”

“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.”

“There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.”

“If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”