Kevin James

“It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.”

“Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.”

“There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

“I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.”

“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”

“For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”