Bobby Heenan

“I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.”

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

“Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.”