Quotes about Funny

“I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.”

“I love shifting between being super cute and aggressive. It's funny.”

“We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.”

“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”

“I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.”

“As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.”

“I have the curse of thinking funny!”

“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

“I remember trying to be funny, and both of my parents were terribly funny. My father was also very dignified, but my mother was an absolute ding-a-ling, a ripper.”

“If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.”

“It's a funny thing, life... as much as you don't want the sun to come up, it comes up the next day. Life continues on and you have to make a choice in how you handle it.”

“When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'”

“One thing the blues ain't, is funny.”

“I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people.”

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”

“'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.”

“I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.”

“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.”

“I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I know that that offends other philosophers; they think he's not taking things seriously, but he comes up with some marvellous puns. Why shouldn't you have a bit of fun while dealing with the deepest issues of the mind?”

“All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.”