Peter De Vries

“Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.”

“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”

“The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.”

“Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.”

“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.”

“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”

“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”

“I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.”

“I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.”