John Cleese

“My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me.”

“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.”

“You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.”

“I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.”

“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”

“He who laughs most, learns best.”

“I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.”