Earl Wilson

“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”

“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”

“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”

“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”

“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.”