Citas sobre Funny

“People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.”

“Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.”

“Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”

“My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also the, 'Mmm - I didn't take that into consideration.'”

“I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.”

“If you'd asked me when I was younger what life would be like in my 50s, I'd probably have imagined someone like my grandmother. I'd have looked like a little old lady who went for a shampoo and set every week. But it's funny - when you get to your 50s it's not like that at all because apart from a few aches and pains, I feel like I'm in my 30s.”

“A rich man's joke is always funny.”

“I'm so bad at dancing that I've actually been in two movies where the director of the film saw me dancing and thought it was so funny that in one movie they had me do it as the mental dancing of a real simple person. The other one was, like, to-be-laughed-at dancing. That's how bad my dancing is.”

“It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.”

“Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self.”

“When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”

“There's always something funny about men chasing women.”

“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”

“If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.”

“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.”

“It's funny, because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these flashes of people or places or things or images.”

“Macho does not prove mucho.”

“People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke.”

“Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.”

“I'm attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people.”