Citas sobre Funny

“Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.”

“Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.”

“I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week.”

“Funny enough, the first time I watched 'Arrow' was because Audrey Marie Anderson, who plays Lyla, was in my episodes of 'The Walking Dead' with me.”

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”

“I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”

“Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.”

“What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, 'I just need to make this one even more absurd.'”

“It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.”

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.”

“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.”

“That's the funny thing - if there was a year and half or two years of us being a band like every other band and then getting signed, we would probably have made 'Pretty. Odd.' as our first album instead.”

“I never came across a character who was brilliant, funny, flawed and just happened to have a disability. That's why I've written 'The Amazing Edie Eckhart.'”

“The follow your dreams thing is really important because so many people are railroaded into taking other paths by their family, their friends, people who should be supportive going, 'What are you talking about?' Even just seemingly regular career paths, but if it's not what people expect for you they kind of react funny.”

“Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad was a hilarious man, and the way we interacted was being silly together. It was a way to hold his attention.”

“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”

“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”

“Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.”

“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”