Quotes about Dating

“A lot of close friends and family members have got married through online dating. I don't think it would be wise for me to do it.”

“I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.”

“My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We're better than we were when we started dating - two breakups and three years ago - but it's never come naturally to either of us. I have often wished we fought like I imagine Pink and Carey Hart fight.”

“It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.”

“Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say anything.”

“I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.”

“When I don't have a girlfriend, who I am answerable to, I can go out and hang with people. But whether you go for a movie with someone or a meal or a drive, it is assumed that you are dating that person.”

“So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad!”

“What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.”

“I think that dating other musicians can be complicated at times. Especially when they think highly of themselves.”

“I have a Tinder account. Now I've done Bumble, and I've tried this other one, and the way I justified it is that... because I'm on TV, I shouldn't be eliminated from participating in what's going on in the world. But people are always like, 'I can't believe you're on a dating app!'”

“I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who were from old money and a few from new money in my 20s, I just sort of became obsessed with this idea of clueless rich people.”

“I run a dating site, but I will gladly tell someone, 'Do not date someone if it's not right.' And don't settle. This settling thing is insane. I've literally had to force friends out of relationships because they want to be married by a certain age, so they just date these guys that are not right for them.”

“It's a common misunderstanding, that when a bisexual person is dating someone of the opposite sex that they are now straight, or if they are dating someone of the same sex they are now gay.”

“I'm very happy to be part of a generation where you don't have to say that you're gay. It's just like, 'I'm dating a dude,' or, 'I'm dating a girl,' and I love it. I think it's a great time.”

“I learned how quickly I could go from having never met someone to having the world think I'm dating them.”

“With all the things like Tinder and these different online sites that people use, 'Love Island' actually goes back to the traditional side of dating.”

“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”

“Dating is for children. Dating is for kids.”

“I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single.”

“I've always been fascinated by memory and I remember Jonah, when we first started dating, was working on something involving memory. It was early on in our relationship and I was like, damn it, I wanted to do a movie on memory. That was 'Memento.'”