Quotes about Dating

“I have an urge to communicate. I think I'm a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn't talk too much.”

“The trail of dating sites relying heavily on Facebook is littered with failures.”

“I don't believe in casual dating; I would rather be in a proper relationship.”

“I was inspired by the men who walked on the moon. It really was my inspiration, I think, you know, as a kid of 9 years old - I know I'm dating myself, but - I thought, 'What a cool job!'”

“My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool.”

“As much of a privilege as it is to pass, it's painful. You have to compartmentalize your life. That's awkward. Dating can be horrible.”

“I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.”

“I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't start dating until I was in my 30s.”

“Comedy helped me out in my teenage years. It saw me through puberty and helped me to deal with dating.”

“I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”

“In dating, the question is how many Tinder knockoffs are we going to have, and are any of them going to take off?”

“People often misuse the term 'Regency' to describe art or antiques dating from a vague period between the 1790s and the 1830s, but technically the period only lasted between 1811 and 1820.”

“I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to impress her. I had scallops, and after that, I went to the bathroom to be sick. I realised I had just paid £300 or £400 on scallops just to throw it up. My wife and I then talked about it; I knew I had a problem.”

“The best dating advice I can give is... are you going in it for marriage, or are you going in it for just a date? You've got to be open about it right away, because the other person could be in it for marriage, but you're not.”

“I don't believe in casual dating. I think that's nonsense.”

“It's horrible dating with Mama Mai! She is nosy. When I was a kid she would be the first one eavesdropping on my phone calls: 'Hello? Who you call for? Huh?'”

“It's really weird when people scrutinize every little thing about you and talk about your outfits and your weight and who you're dating... and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.”

“So most girls I date - actually, all of them - say this. Every girl I end up dating, there's like a couple things. One, they hate me at first.”

“Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.”

“Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.”

“I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.”