Quotes about Dad

“My dad is the most humble man on the planet.”

“There are lots of things I am not good at. I'm not that good a singer. And I'm a good dad but a lousy husband because I work far too much and am not at home as much as I would like.”

“I don't know why, anytime you see a car filled with people, it's either Middle Easterners or Mexicans. It's one of those two. Even for short trips, my dad would be like, 'Okay, everybody in the car.'”

“Starting at age 6, I was helping install the Formica table tops with that strong glue. My dad was the master. I was the apprentice. I'd be in there working until I'd be telling him, 'I feel woozy,' and he'd say, 'Go outside, son.' So I'd go organize his tools. He used the best ones made.”

“My dad was a professional track racer. It's in my genes, and my first memories as a baby were in a velodrome.”

“My mom was a pilot, and my dad wrestled polar bears.”

“An angry father is most cruel towards himself.”

“My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very large scale.”

“My dad had two, sometimes three jobs. Besides running the Commodore Music Shop in Manhattan, he did jazz concerts, and he ran this great jazz label, Commodore.”

“Being a dad is just brilliant and fantastic. You can't put into words what it's like.”

“My dad was the biggest Alabama fan ever, and I was brainwashed.”

“My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.”

“When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.”

“You have to be confident in who you are and what you're doing. Of course, you try to evolve. I would never tell you, 'Today is the best I will ever be.' I'm always trying to be a better chef, a better dad, a better person.”

“A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name.”

“The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.”

“My dad wanted me to play football so bad, he took me to Washington High School on the west side of Atlanta because they were number one. They never lost.”

“My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and he grew up in Israel. I've been there twice, once as a baby and once when I was 15.”

“My mom raised me on her own, so I decided to take her name 'cause she was my mom and my dad.”

“My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.”

“Mom and Dad were the best. I never clashed with them.”