Tag: funny

“The power of choosing good and evil is within the reach of all.”

“I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christmas wrapping. I didn't know how to wrap a present and make it not look like it fell off a truck.”

“The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all.”

“In most people's vocabularies, design means veneer. It's interior decorating. It's the fabric of the curtains and the sofa. But to me, nothing could be further from the meaning of design.”

“I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.”

“Food Stamp recipients didn't cause the financial crisis; recklessness on Wall Street did.”

“I've learned that fear limits you and your vision. It serves as blinders to what may be just a few steps down the road for you. The journey is valuable, but believing in your talents, your abilities, and your self-worth can empower you to walk down an even brighter path. Transforming fear into freedom - how great is that?”

“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”

“It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.”

“A safe and nutritionally adequate diet is a basic individual right and an essential condition for sustainable development, especially in developing countries.”

“I think having imaginary friends is an amazing coping mechanism. It's pretty wonderful, and it makes a lot of sense to me.”

“Sometimes being famous gets in the way of doing what you want to do.”

“My parents got me a sewing machine for Christmas during my senior year of high school. I made three pieces of clothing and had a fashion show at the end of the year, where we had to wear the clothes that we made. I took it to a whole new level; I made all my friends clothes.”

“My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.”

“In summary, the Romans were opposed to tyranny in any form; and the feature of government to which they gave the most thought was an elaborate system of checks and balances.”

“If we do not know what humor is, that may be because we do not know what humankind is.”

“I grew up with the understanding that the world I lived in was one where people enjoyed a sort of freedom to communicate with each other in privacy, without it being monitored, without it being measured or analyzed or sort of judged by these shadowy figures or systems, any time they mention anything that travels across public lines.”

“The USDA is not our ally here. We have to take matters into our own hands, not only by advocating for a better diet for everyone - and that's the hard part - but by improving our own. And that happens to be quite easy. Less meat, less junk, more plants.”

“I never thought I would live long enough to see the legal profession change to the extent it has.”

“I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.”

“I love fashion, and I simply enjoy good design in clothes and regard that as one of my hobbies.”